Jersey Shore: The following is a sampling of some of the lingo I have picked up from watching this past season of the “Jersey Shore”
Grenade – An unattractive female, usually comes in the form of a player hater
Knock a bitch up – Not to be mistaken for “knock a bitch out” which essentially means the exact same thing
Trash bag – A trashy female, one that is spoken for yet sleeps with men other than her boyfriend (aka J-WOWW)
Creep – A single man that goes to the club with other single men with the intent of finding a female to bring back to your home and “choke”
Choke – To have sexual intercourse with someone (i.e. Ronnie choked Sammi)
Robbery – When you make-out with a female your friend intends to take home and “choke” after a night of “creeping”
Stalked my whole life – Stalking someone for an entire evening
Battle – A form of dancing, not to be mistaken for bumping and grinding
Battlefield – A dance floor on which you “battle”
Fist Pumping – Yet another form of dancing, this being a more specific dance move in which you close your fist and repeatedly punch the air
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I haven't been watching Jersey Shore, but I hear it is highly entertaining. I love the lingo though - I feel so educated now that I know all these terms!
Thank you for clarifying all these terms! I really like this show but am suprised at how many celebrities actually like these fools.
One of my faves is "Smush" which Ronnie would say he did with Sammie i.e. sexual intercourse.
This is awesome. I will definitely start using all of these on the regular.
BTW, did you watch the finale and reunion? I couldn't stop laughing. Everything that comes out of The Situation's mouth is hilarious. Most of the time, it's just him being him.
I found myself loving all of them on the finale. I felt like I was watching Grease and they were gonna get in The Situation's Rover and fly away or something. Love the bonds between the guys and the hook up between Snooks and The Situation. It was awesome, like this post.
what about a juiced up gorilla? yikes, now i know the type of woman who finds steroid freaks attractive.
crazy, crazy good, bad tv-lol!
All good terms. They definitely make me laugh. But X is obsessed with this show. She's watched the reunion and last episode more than once. Her love for the show has made me dislike it a little. I'm sure I'll be ready for the next season once it premiers though.
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