MAMA MIA

*Possible Spoilers*

Real Housewives of New Jersey: It’s a Housewives finale so here we go again. The only question is where do we start? Teresa’s hypocrisy seems like a great jumping off point. The woman was very concerned with her children witnessing a verbal altercation but had no qualms about discussing her sex life in front of them. She discussed everything from oral sex to the punishment her vagina endures during the constant intercourse with her husband. She was so blunt she made Caroline’s adult son blush. Maybe she was merely protecting her kids from observing her own ridiculous tantrum, who knows?

With that said I don’t think there was anything more annoying than the sneer that seemed to adorn Danielle’s face the moment she strolled through the door. You had to wonder, what in the hell could this woman possibly be grinning about? I get the want to confront the people you heard were spreading rumors about you, but is it actual rumor if it’s true? When Caroline dropped the bomb that she was actually the gossiping culprit and not her sister the smirk was wiped clean off Danielle’s mug.

Kudos most definitely goes to Jacqueline and her husband Chris for speaking the truth and putting an end to all the nonsense. “Family or not, what’s right is right, what’s true is true.” When backed into a corner they are the type of people you want to have your back.

Weeds: This show is like the harlequin romance adaptation of drug dealing. In reality if a woman like Nancy Botwin were to betray and then chastise a man like Esteban Reyes disciplinary action would more likely involve being pistol whipped and ass-raped than it would taking it from behind and a firm slap on the booty.

True Blood: My roommate had a sweet surprise for me Sunday night. He brought home a special dessert, red velvet cake, to honor the premiere of our favorite bloody show. Unfortunately due to my previously mentioned affliction I had to wait till after the episode to scarf a slice down. Lucky for me this program happens to be filled with all sorts of eye candy. Although I had to wait till the end of the episode to see my personal favorite, Eric, whose bad tint job was apparently interrupted when he overheard Royce and Lafayette plotting their escape. Eric came stomping down a stairwell draped in a cutting cape with foils still in his hair. Not as sexy as we are generally used to but enough for me to get my fix. Maybe next week he’ll get those roots touched up a bit.

Jon & Kate Plus 8: How did the unveiling of Jon’s customized chopper turn into being all about Kate and her vandalized pink Vespa? If you want to see what really happened during the filming of this crossover episode you’ll need to watch the “American Chopper” version. Think of it as an hour and a half unedited edition of Jon & Kate.

Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Rachel became very upset with Aneesa when she alluded to the two of them living together. Rachel tried to clear the matter up by saying “We did not live together. I had an apartment and you moved in.” Well, that sounds like shacking up to me.