FATHER AND SON

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Lost: Can someone smarter than me please explain this whole alternate reality/flash “sideways” thing? How does Jack have a teenage son when he didn’t have a child before he boarded the plane in Australia the first time around? Also, since Claire said that her father and her friend told her that The Others had taken Aaron does this mean that Ol’ Smokey and Christian are not one in the same?


Keeping Up With The Kardashians: I don’t know nuthin’‘bout birthin’ no babies so pulling your newborn out of your vajayjay is completely foreign to me. Is this some type of new age birthing method? If having a baby were as easy as Kourtney made it seem I would have squeezed one out a long time ago.


The Bachelor: Will Gia or Ali be the next Bachelorette? I’m voting for Gia, she seems a little more deserving of love.


Amazing Race: Is it cheating if you create alliances, work together and butt in lines?


Desperate Housewives: Lesbian Housewives…must be sweeps.

I AM WHAT I AM

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Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Believe it or not I think I was more bugged with Kourtney than I was Scott. It was her sister’s birthday and she let her insufferable boyfriend ruin it. I was shocked that she even allowed him to get as far as sitting down at the table let alone choosing to be a bystander as he berated the wait staff. By that point I was pretty much frustrated with everyone at that dinner. The fact that not one person tried to get him out of that room was slightly irritating.

You might be wondering why all of my annoyance wasn’t aimed at Scott. I kind of agreed with him when, three sheets to the wind, he explained to Kim that Kourtney knew what she was getting herself into. She knew exactly what kind of guy she was mating with. We all know Scott’s a douche so his behavior couldn’t have come as a surprise to his baby’s mama. I’m not excusing his antics but at this point I’m more amused with the obnoxious character he chooses to play than I am bothered. Scott is the guy that James Spader’s character Steff from “Pretty in Pink” would have grown up to become. You just can’t take that kid seriously.


Real World: Oh this cast is driving me nuts!! I’ve gotten to the point where I’m only watching the newer seasons to try to decipher who will be the first to be booted off the next “Real World/Road Rules Challenge.”


Amazing Race: Rooting for Team Big Brother. Let’s just hope they don’t transform into ugly American’s any time soon ‘cause it’s always the pretty people that are the first to turn.


Big Love: Running for State Senate has got to be the most asinine move Bill has made thus far. Does he really think he’s gonna pull this one off?


Real Housewives of OC: Can we all gather around our computers and PRAY that Vicki will not return next season since it’s no longer any fun?


The Bachelor: I guess Jake was finally able to get past Gia’s pretty face. The problem is there was nothing else there.

I'M SO OVER YOU

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Real Housewives: I can only imagine the shame Lynne’s poor innocent, hung-over, belligerent daughters must have suffered due to their father’s negligence. I couldn’t tell if they were more embarrassed by being caught off guard without make-up on or that they were getting kicked to the curb. Lynne was so humiliated she couldn’t decide whether or not she was going to cope:

Real World: I’ve decided I really only like the blonde chick and it probably has a lot to do with the fact that she rarely talks. I swear this season is definitely a contender for one of the most dramatic gaggle of girls we’ve ever seen?


Keeping Up With The Kardashians: I can guarantee you that I would be 100% livid if I mustered up the courage to make an erotic video for my significant other and his response was unstoppable laughter.

Supernatural: Turns out Dean Winchester is dead inside. I would imagine a stint hell could have that effect on someone.

Vampire Diaries: Are we ever going to see a werewolf in Mystic Falls?

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The Bachelor: Sucks to be Ali! Now that she’s out of the picture which of the three remaining girls would you like to see Jake make his wifey?

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Super Bowl: I could spew out a laundry list of teams that I despise in the NFL but there is really only one team that I have always liked and that’s the New Orleans Saints. Don’t get me wrong I would never say that the Saints are “my team.” I just don’t really care about sports enough to have a team that I claim as my own. Nevertheless I cheered my heart out for the Saints on Sunday and I was very happy to see them take their first, well-deserved Lombardi home to the city of New Orleans.

With that said, the one thing I definitely look forward to every Super Bowl Sunday is the commercials. And the following was hands down my favorite. Why, you might ask? Let’s just say they had me at “I’ll watch your vampire TV shows with you.”