*Possible Spoilers*
Lost: Can someone smarter than me please explain this whole alternate reality/flash “sideways” thing? How does Jack have a teenage son when he didn’t have a child before he boarded the plane in Australia the first time around? Also, since Claire said that her father and her friend told her that The Others had taken Aaron does this mean that Ol’ Smokey and Christian are not one in the same?
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: I don’t know nuthin’‘bout birthin’ no babies so pulling your newborn out of your vajayjay is completely foreign to me. Is this some type of new age birthing method? If having a baby were as easy as Kourtney made it seem I would have squeezed one out a long time ago.
The Bachelor: Will Gia or Ali be the next Bachelorette? I’m voting for Gia, she seems a little more deserving of love.
Amazing Race: Is it cheating if you create alliances, work together and butt in lines?
Desperate Housewives: Lesbian Housewives…must be sweeps.
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: I don’t know nuthin’‘bout birthin’ no babies so pulling your newborn out of your vajayjay is completely foreign to me. Is this some type of new age birthing method? If having a baby were as easy as Kourtney made it seem I would have squeezed one out a long time ago.
The Bachelor: Will Gia or Ali be the next Bachelorette? I’m voting for Gia, she seems a little more deserving of love.
Amazing Race: Is it cheating if you create alliances, work together and butt in lines?
Desperate Housewives: Lesbian Housewives…must be sweeps.

