WEDNESDAY

I always feel like

Somebody's watching me

TUESDAY

I spend every Tuesday night brainstorming with both of my sisters trying to solve the mystery that is Mama Elsa’s face. Could it be botched plastic surgery, maybe she ran face first into a hive of bees whose stingers happen to be loaded with Botox? Or maybe just maybe it’s a sad story and it is the result of a tragic accident? Who knows? I’ve attempted to search the net high and low but I can’t seem to uncover anything scandalous enough to feed my curiosity. So instead, this evening I am going to set my sites on Leah and point everyone in the direction of her over shellacked grill. Tell me this broad isn’t doing her best to channel the spirit of Tammy Faye Baker.

TUESDAY

Let’s hear it people. Who did you love and who did you hate? Will this horde of hynas be as addicting as the Beverly Hills Housewives or as snoring as the D.C cast?

MORE TUESDAY

It's time to start thinking outside of the box with “Pretty Little Liars.” It’s obvious that we are guided towards a specific villain in each episode. Which, of course means the big baddy is someone we would never suspect. What are the chances that the killer is actually one of the Liars and “A” is someone more like Ezra?

FRIDAY

Check out the newest installation of the Real Housewives. After six different cities and casts this will be the first Housewives series to feature Latina wives. You can read more about the new broads here. Bienvenidos a Miami!